Classy. Apparently I'm to blame for this excellent display of affection. I couldn't get rid of my last 2 tickets to see Jimmy Buffett on Thursday in NYC, so I sold them for 55 dollars BELOW FACE VALUE (read $15 bucks each) to the above random people we met on the way in. They show up late, and stay for less than an hour, and engage in this type of behavior for the entire time. Suffice it to say, it was pretty hilarious. And if this chick is not pregnant and/or the carrier of some type of STD by now, I will be infinitely surprised. The future of America, people. Right here. Get excited.
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