Someone actually listens to my secret dreams?!?!?!?

BREAKING NEWS...

MATTHEW PERRY IS MOST LIKELY RETURNING TO TELEVISION!

I may not have to "count the days till he makes his return to TV" for very long, because, according to the Hollywood Reporter, ABC has picked up a new comedy pilot created by, written by, and starring our very own Chandler Bing/Matthew Albie! Super excited.

The show is a single camera comedy "starring Perry as a self-involved manager of a second-rate sports arena who begins to reevaluate his life on his 40th birthday. " Congrats, Matthew, can't wait to see it!

See the full article here.