Preview of what's to come!!!

Just a preview:

1.) Steve Sanders (aka Ian Ziering) on Dancing w/ the Stars has been asked to do playgirl. Although we all thought he was kind of hot in those tight outfits dancing like an ass... will we ever be able to watch him shake it w/out throwing up in our mouths, even more than we were for judging ourselves for watching Dancing w/ the Stars in the first place??? Your thoughts....
I would purchase the Steve Standers issue of Playgirl given two things: 1. In at least one picture he is wearing the Donna Martin mermaid halloween costume, and 2. In at least one picture he is posing with the transvestite he almost poked during the trip with Brandon to Palm Springs.

2.) Also, Jael from America's Next Top Model... the bastard child of a three way between Courtney Love, Bjork, and Bobby Brown, or just fugly and cracked out???? your thoughts....
I'm pretty sure Jael mentioned that she had a Jewish mother, so I'd throw in a little Lisa Loeb action as well. I'm sure there was enough of Bobby to go around.

3) Alton from the Inferno. Man or machine? Discuss.