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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Preview of what's to come!!!

Just a preview:

1.) Steve Sanders (aka Ian Ziering) on Dancing w/ the Stars has been asked to do playgirl. Although we all thought he was kind of hot in those tight outfits dancing like an ass... will we ever be able to watch him shake it w/out throwing up in our mouths, even more than we were for judging ourselves for watching Dancing w/ the Stars in the first place??? Your thoughts....
I would purchase the Steve Standers issue of Playgirl given two things: 1. In at least one picture he is wearing the Donna Martin mermaid halloween costume, and 2. In at least one picture he is posing with the transvestite he almost poked during the trip with Brandon to Palm Springs.

2.) Also, Jael from America's Next Top Model... the bastard child of a three way between Courtney Love, Bjork, and Bobby Brown, or just fugly and cracked out???? your thoughts....
I'm pretty sure Jael mentioned that she had a Jewish mother, so I'd throw in a little Lisa Loeb action as well. I'm sure there was enough of Bobby to go around.

3) Alton from the Inferno. Man or machine? Discuss.

2 comments:

Rooney said...
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Rooney said...

Oh! First to comment.

Um, first of all, Jael is kinda hot. Hate to break it to you. She's weird, for sure, like that cry-fest during the faces of death episode. Whatever, she's still hot though.

Also, I'm kind of pissed that Alton didn't face Tyrie in an inferno match like the one where they had to rip the stick away from each other. If Tyrie were in a fight that required power, I think Alton's done for there.