P.C.D. Finale

I was planning on a full post/re-cap of "The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll" Season Finale. But in true DJ Victorious fashion I passed out on the couch at 8:30 and the next time I opened my eyes I was truly startled to see that *spoiler alert* ....................Asia had been crowned the next PCD!

Really? Asia of the annoying microphone finger flutter and body of a 13-year-old athletic boy + fake boobs? I'm not convinced. Maybe I have to the see the rest of the episode to understand.

Actually, I'm not even sure I need to see the rest of the episode because the final 2 minutes provided one of the best reality television quotes I've heard in awhile. Asia is overwhelmed by the moment and can't wait to see her mom, and she can't wait to see her daughter and to tell her daughter that "her mom's a ...[brief pause/hesitation]... her mom's a performer,...an entertainer!"

No Asia, Jr., your mother is now a PUSSYCAT DOLL. Good luck on the playground kid.

The closing sequence is of Asia dancing and "singing" on stage with the Original Dolls to their hit song "Don't Cha". Two things come to mind: 1) I'm still pissed at Cee-Lo for torturing the world with this track and creating another one of his superhuman beats; and 2) I don't think they ever told us why we were searching for a Pussycat Doll in the first place.

Does anyone know why the world needed ONE more P.C.D.? My guesses. The 7th PCD was necessary in order to achieve the perfect harmony/melody combination through which to expertly exercise mind-control over the radio-listening community. Or, more likely, one of the Original Dolls is pregnant with Robin Antin's child and they needed to "take care of her" while milking the most economic value out of the situation.

Maybe I'll get around to watching the whole episode later. Back to my nap....