It’s creepy that Chris Harrison keeps calling him “the sexiest bachelor ever.” Also, Chris just called him that to his face. Odds on a Chris-Bachelor makeout? PRETTY HIGH. Awkward.
Also, he’s not that sexy. Nice eyes tho. The fact that he’s a bar owner leads me to believe there will be some embarrassing drunkenness… which is always fun.
Identical twin? CLUTCH. I smell some Full House Olsen twins switches. Like it.
Ok the comments from the girl who is worried about being tall are getting old.
Walking out of the limo prejudgment/preseason picks.
Preseason MVPs – McCarten (weird name girls always go far. I think it’s cause it’s easier to remember them. Also enjoy the Phoenix Suns dancer. She’s smiley and had the cutest dress. Natalie the law student, but I could see in the side of her dress and her boob pads. Also think Jade has a shot. He seems to love commenting on people’s names, so the money is on him picking weird named girls. Also think chick from Argentina has a shot.
Preseason whores – Riginia “aka Miss Brown Sugar” slash armband tribal tattoo. Yuck. Julie without an E from the Windy City; Solisa from Austin. Fake boobs, nipples showing in formalwear. Gross
Preseason try too hard – Girl in the supercute striped dress, Deanna – speaking greek Dbag; and the girl who broke her face; Susan girl in the poor fitting silver dress.
Don’t understand how she made the show? Michelle from NJ
This guy is growing on me. FAST.
First episode narrowing it down.
Preseason MVP – Phoenix Suns Jenni, Steffie from Argentina
Most amusing – Eye point webbed toes girl. He clearly thinks you are loser. I like that he just laughed at her behind her back. I am clearly in love w/ the Bachelor
Most desperate – Tongue reading Kristy the acupuncturist. Chick who gives him yellow rose, and sings him a horribly untalented song; journalist
Drunkest. Clearly boob girl who keeps saying sweet – Melissa (hilarious when she didn’t get a rose) I hope that they bring her back, or at least have open bar at the “after the final rose” show
Pretty dumb – Mallory “get in the pool and take off your pants?" Girl
Still don’t understand how they made the show – Jersey girl - you are not cute
Sob story of the year – Deanna and dead mom
Roses all handed out - preseason MVP gets first impression rose. I'm pretty good at guessing this stuff.
Dear Bio teacher – you’ve known him for like 2 hours. Stop crying.
Also, was this an all night party? It was dark when they arrived, and Chris said good morning before the rose handout. No wonder Melissa was drunk.
Big fan of the bachelor they picked this time. Seems like much less of an idiot than Andy last year. Also has a "McSteamy" from Grey's anatomy quality. NICE.
More updates to follow as i get caught up.
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