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Friday, November 30, 2007

Movie Review: Snakes on a Plane

So in a fit of finals relaxation, the roommates and I are watching Snakes on a Plane. Um. Wow. This movie is... well, PHENOMENAL. No sarcasm here. Seriously. This movie is actually good. Well not really good. Like hilariously bad good. I totally have to watch this movie again.



Here are the good things about Snakes on a Plane
  1. Samuel L. Jackson saying things like "Sit yo ass down!" This, of course, is immediately before he gives a speech along the lines of "I deal with life and death situations every day, and we aren't going to get through this unless we work together." Also, in the movie, his name is Neville.
  2. Boa constrictor falls through the ceiling. Eats a guy. Swallows his head whole (that's what she said)
  3. Snake bite on a booby.
  4. Snake bite on a wang.
  5. Todd Packer from the Office is a co-pilot
  6. Julianna Margulies makes a comeback. Unfortunately her ER skills did not transfer, cause she probably could have saved a life or two. But she doesn't
  7. Sucking venom from a snake bite - sucking you know, something else, comparisons. NICE.
  8. Keenan from Keenan and Kel
  9. People getting impaled
  10. Lots of stereotypes being furthered. Phrase "brother from another mother" is actually used.
  11. Surf scenes
  12. Closing credits music video

All in all, I would suggest you watch this. No joke. Don't watch it alone. And it would probably better with some sort of booze involved.

Oh also, there is a straight to DVD sequel, Snakes on a Train. Thank YOU imdb.com



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

the best part of the movie was cobra starships song at the end
and with william beckett, travis mccoy, how wasnt it great

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Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but the best part of this movie was when Samuel L. Jackson said, "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE."

J said...

Snakes on a Train is a sequel to this film as much as "Da Vinci Treasure" is a sequel to "The Da Vinci Code"