Bachelor Blogfest... HOMETOWN DATES

This week on the Bachelor, Andy goes to the hometowns of 4 women... Tessa, Bevin, Danielle and Amber

Your favorite bloggers at Some People Knit had a live chat w/ DJ Victorious' uncle to commemorate the occasion...

Jeflow1 (9:13:58 PM): Your Uncle is pouring himself a tall glass of cran grape juice before he starts his blog fest. I take no responsibility for what may transpire between the three of you

First of all... brief thoughts about Dancing with the Stars:

blnd44illini (9:01:44 PM): joey fatone = sex machine?
DJvictoriousT (9:02:52 PM): bruno like it!
blnd44illini (9:03:08 PM): bruno is super horny today
blnd44illini (9:05:16 PM): the billy ray ponytail scares teh hell out of me
DJvictoriousT (9:05:53 PM): he is so awkward it hurts to look at
blnd44illini (9:06:06 PM): i think i may vote for him
blnd44illini (9:06:11 PM): for amusement value alone
DJvictoriousT (9:06:21 PM): ewww
blnd44illini (9:07:21 PM): bruno needs to NOT hump the table anymore
blnd44illini (9:07:25 PM): just saying
DJvictoriousT (9:09:05 PM): dude - she just said billy ray was crap!
blnd44illini (9:09:18 PM): um billy ray has had his feelings hurt
blnd44illini (9:09:21 PM): i am officially voting for him
blnd44illini (9:09:25 PM): his heart is achy breaky
DJvictoriousT (9:09:33 PM): damn it! you beat me to it
DJvictoriousT (9:09:38 PM): too easy
DJvictoriousT (9:11:52 PM): jennifer love hewiit makes me want to punch her in the face
blnd44illini (9:14:05 PM): speaking of, i think we need to get some pre-game predictions for this evening
DJvictoriousT (9:14:47 PM): i think danielle is going down - mostly because i have no idea which one she is
blnd44illini (9:14:50 PM): i predict that laila's boobs may fall out
blnd44illini (9:14:58 PM): i think bevin is gone
blnd44illini (9:15:05 PM): i think final 2 amber and tessa
blnd44illini (9:15:11 PM): unless bevin puts out and gets freaky
DJvictoriousT (9:15:19 PM): bevin will definately put out
DJvictoriousT (9:15:40 PM): they have to stop panning to ali - i can't handle it
blnd44illini (9:15:43 PM): but it has to be freaky put out, not like regular put out - cause he can get regular sex from anyone
Jeflow1 (9:15:44 PM): bevin is glue
Jeflow1 (9:15:51 PM): with bad leg and all
blnd44illini (9:20:07 PM): ok so i think we have 3 votes for Bevin going down (in more ways than one)
blnd44illini (9:20:29 PM): and i think either Danielle or Amber... probably Danielle not getting a rose
DJvictoriousT (9:20:34 PM): i vote danielle too - mannish and she killed a dude
blnd44illini (9:20:55 PM): wait so are you saying that killing a dude is NOT the best way to snag a man?
blnd44illini (9:20:59 PM): well i'm screwed
DJvictoriousT (9:21:16 PM): carrie ann says appollo is "in it to win it"
DJvictoriousT (9:21:27 PM): in what? to win what?
blnd44illini (9:21:30 PM): well he IS a gold medalist
blnd44illini (9:21:34 PM): yeah what do the winners get?
blnd44illini (9:21:42 PM): except confirmation that they are washed up
Jeflow1 (9:24:15 PM): the guy from the rozerem commercial was just signed for the next season of dwts
Jeflow1 (9:25:07 PM): i say he picks the one that cries
Jeflow1 (9:25:19 PM): oh wait they all do
DJvictoriousT (9:25:43 PM): I love those quotes, like "i don't want to get my heartbroken". that makes sense then. that you go on national television to find a man to marry while competing against 19 other girls
DJvictoriousT (9:26:09 PM): no chance you'll get your heart broken
blnd44illini (9:27:21 PM): no its the safest way to find love. really. that's the only way i'll ever do it
blnd44illini (9:27:30 PM): don't tell... i'm actually the next bachelorette
blnd44illini (9:27:58 PM): ps - i voted for BILLY... TWICE
Jeflow1 (9:28:05 PM): nice pimp hat joey
Jeflow1 (9:28:11 PM): tool bag
blnd44illini (9:28:53 PM): THOU SHALT NOT HATE ON JOEY
Jeflow1 (9:29:17 PM): i didn't read all the rules
Jeflow1 (9:29:21 PM): my bad
DJvictoriousT (9:29:22 PM): sorry - i didn't warn you - n*sync shit-talking is not allowed
blnd44illini (9:29:30 PM): hahaha its ok
blnd44illini (9:29:37 PM): joey was always my least fave nsyncer
blnd44illini (9:29:44 PM): but we want him around so JT can show up at the finals
blnd44illini (9:31:03 PM): bring on andy... he's an officer and a gentleman... and he's looking for love

OK, now the show has actually started now...

blnd44illini (9:31:20 PM): i hope we get to see the KY intrigue commercial again
Jeflow1 (9:32:07 PM): i miss steph sc
blnd44illini (9:32:21 PM): perhaps cause she dresses like a whorebag?
DJvictoriousT (9:32:50 PM): push her off the ledge

We get to meet Danielle's father, who is rather socially awkward
Jeflow1 (9:33:14 PM): he looks like c3po
DJvictoriousT (9:34:30 PM): what makes andy more of douchebag: the car or the wide pin-striped suit?
blnd44illini (9:35:25 PM): i think its the clothes in general
blnd44illini (9:35:34 PM): remember the sweater in tahoe?
DJvictoriousT (9:35:40 PM): awful
DJvictoriousT (9:36:02 PM): andy just pulled the friend or life-long partner question regarding danielle
DJvictoriousT (9:36:03 PM): she's out
Jeflow1 (9:36:04 PM): no hips
DJvictoriousT (9:36:20 PM): = no children
Jeflow1 (9:36:21 PM): what swing sets are immature
Jeflow1 (9:36:55 PM): what does the tat say
blnd44illini (9:36:55 PM): CHICKS DIG SCARS
blnd44illini (9:37:00 PM): apparently as does andy
Jeflow1 (9:37:34 PM): i was once a man
DJvictoriousT (9:38:40 PM): jeff, can you imagine if i called you and caron and told you i was going to bring my bachelor television love interest and camera crew over to meet you
DJvictoriousT (9:39:03 PM): why are these families so serious?
blnd44illini (9:39:48 PM): well i would ask som pretty intense questions of the man trying to drive my daughter off into the sunset in a delorian

Andy arrives for Bevin's home town date... Smurftastic would like to reiterate how much she hates Bevin... and the awkwardness that resulted from watching Bevin's dad start to cry as soon as she walked in the door.

Jeflow1 (9:41:39 PM): she gets hit by the car on purpose
blnd44illini (9:41:50 PM): oh the leg wrap
blnd44illini (9:41:54 PM): she's not desperate at all
DJvictoriousT (9:42:09 PM): i'm in heaven when i'm with bevin - god he sucks
DJvictoriousT (9:48:33 PM): kelly ripa looks like a monster
blnd44illini (9:49:08 PM): not gonna lie - i enjoy that dress
blnd44illini (9:50:17 PM): ummmm crying father
blnd44illini (9:50:23 PM): this is awkward
Jeflow1 (9:50:25 PM): now we know where she gets it
Jeflow1 (9:50:34 PM): next he'll turn an ankle
DJvictoriousT (9:51:20 PM): with those genes she didn't have a chance
blnd44illini (9:51:27 PM): bevin's sister is by far the pretty one
Jeflow1 (9:52:38 PM): is that their house or an japanese steak house
blnd44illini (9:52:43 PM): good lord quit w/ the waterworks already
blnd44illini (9:52:59 PM): her dad is looking like he wants to make out w/ her
Jeflow1 (9:53:20 PM): for crying out loud
DJvictoriousT (9:53:26 PM): that was inappropriate hair caressing
Jeflow1 (9:53:36 PM): you'll always have your daddy
Jeflow1 (9:53:41 PM): freak
DJvictoriousT (9:54:00 PM): i really hope she put her dad up to this in order to get more camera time
DJvictoriousT (9:54:06 PM): to start her movie career of course
blnd44illini (9:54:35 PM): don't you have to be pretty and under 50 to be an actress?
Jeflow1 (9:55:18 PM): you kiss like my dad
Jeflow1 (9:56:07 PM): she should've closed her hand in the car door

Now Danielle (aka Dead Boyfriend Girl) hometown date

Jeflow1 (10:00:13 PM): a day in hell with danielle
blnd44illini (10:00:58 PM): be nervous cause you know everyone loves dead boyfriend the most
blnd44illini (10:01:07 PM): negative points - dog in sweater
blnd44illini (10:03:38 PM): so far we are 2 for 2 on sister's being cuter than the bachelorette
DJvictoriousT (10:04:02 PM): there's a reason the sisters aren't on a dating show
blnd44illini (10:04:14 PM): her mom has the smallest bottom half of a face
blnd44illini (10:04:19 PM): very kenny chesney like
DJvictoriousT (10:04:49 PM): danielle's dad may have been the one to kill her boyfriend because he kind of looks like a pathological killer
Jeflow1 (10:05:31 PM): it's a game of clue
bJeflow1 (10:05:44 PM): the dad in the basement with a drumstick
DJvictoriousT (10:09:57 PM): is this season of the bachelor boring because he sucks and has no personality?
blnd44illini (10:10:26 PM): yes - and none of the girls are really THAT crazy, they are a little crazy (ahem, Bevin) but not like trish crazy
blnd44illini (10:10:44 PM): remember trish?
DJvictoriousT (10:10:56 PM): trish was fantastic
Jeflow1 (10:11:16 PM): trish still may show up
blnd44illini (10:11:33 PM): just run in and give the girl a suplex at the final rose ceremony?
Jeflow1 (10:12:10 PM): step sister

Now we are at Tessa's hometown date, along with the family, her best friend Sam is here as well

Jeflow1 (10:14:16 PM): sam's trying to steal the show
Jeflow1 (10:14:26 PM): bitch
blnd44illini (10:14:27 PM): i bet they both tried out
DJvictoriousT (10:14:34 PM): the best friend addition is critical for effective interrogation
blnd44illini (10:14:39 PM): and sam didn't make ti cause she's a firecrotch
DJvictoriousT (10:14:41 PM): i bet sam is an expert cock-blocker
Jeflow1 (10:16:47 PM): how many of the rejects has chris nailed?
Jeflow1 (10:16:59 PM): all of them
blnd44illini (10:17:06 PM): he's married... but i'd set the percentage at about 57%
Jeflow1 (10:19:27 PM): sam has a who farted face
blnd44illini (10:19:38 PM): she who smelt it, dealt it
blnd44illini (10:21:54 PM): COME ON - preseason MVP... gettin' the family shoot down
DJvictoriousT (10:22:03 PM): this is why the hometown date is an essental element of the bachelor show
blnd44illini (10:22:37 PM): is it me or does she ALWAYS look terrified when she meets his eyes?
DJvictoriousT (10:22:54 PM): creepy upper arm grab/rub again
DJvictoriousT (10:22:57 PM): it's his power move
Jeflow1 (10:23:16 PM): he got it from bevin's dad

The rose ceremony preview??????

Jeflow1 (10:24:51 PM): they just gave us a huge clue on who goes home
Jeflow1 (10:25:01 PM): the person who goes will cry
Jeflow1 (10:27:14 PM): actually the sobbing sounded like chris
blnd44illini (10:27:33 PM): sounded like chris making moves on a desperate chick
Jeflow1 (10:27:59 PM): that was it
Jeflow1 (10:28:23 PM): he's in heavan with bevin
DJvictoriousT (10:28:59 PM): andy's a tool, for sure, and has bad veneers - but that was a nice arm shot

Now Amber's hometown date... her parents aren't on because they judge her for going on a dating show. I pretty much respect them for this. She takes him to the school where she teaches

blnd44illini (10:29:13 PM): the school PDAs are pretty inappropriate
DJvictoriousT (10:29:26 PM): WAY inappropriate
DJvictoriousT (10:29:41 PM): why subject these innocent children to this
blnd44illini (10:29:51 PM): i never hugged my teachers
Jeflow1 (10:30:03 PM): neither did i
Jeflow1 (10:30:22 PM): wait does the crossing guard count
DJvictoriousT (10:30:26 PM): gratuitous sing language interpreter shot
blnd44illini (10:31:47 PM): she should have passed him a note that said "do you like me? Yes. No. Maybe."
Jeflow1 (10:33:42 PM): let's see the roommate
DJvictoriousT (10:33:54 PM): my guess - cuter than amber
DJvictoriousT (10:34:09 PM): that seems to be the general trend
DJvictoriousT (10:34:25 PM): or wrong
blnd44illini (10:36:39 PM): i'm laying a rule out on the table: if i ever have a kid and they talk to me in text message format im pretty sure my beating the crap out of them should not be illegal
Jeflow1 (10:39:26 PM): a diver ...so am i
blnd44illini (10:39:43 PM): if you say muff... i'm going to be really upset
blnd44illini (10:39:48 PM): wow -that was inappropriate
DJvictoriousT (10:42:54 PM): the roommate looks like Janice from the Muppets
Jeflow1 (10:43:05 PM): i guess if can fall in love in a week... then the roomate can see the future in 10 minutes
Jeflow1 (10:44:40 PM): nice belt aunt lynn
blnd44illini (10:44:51 PM): did andy just give beer to the dog?
blnd44illini (10:44:56 PM): cause i fully approve of that
blnd44illini (10:45:06 PM): it may have almost negated the delorian
DJvictoriousT (10:46:09 PM): they are putting chris to work this season. he really has to make things sound unbelievable and dramatic to keep me tuned in
Jeflow1 (10:46:22 PM): caron says amber is gone
blnd44illini (10:48:31 PM): you know the bachelor is boring this season when I am checking NBA scores

Pre-rose ceremony commercial break:

blnd44illini (10:48:34 PM): EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
blnd44illini (10:48:38 PM): KY tingling?
blnd44illini (10:48:39 PM): really

Rose ceremony:

blnd44illini (10:49:18 PM): ok final predictions
blnd44illini (10:49:37 PM): i think bevin going home
DJvictoriousT (10:49:41 PM): bevin out
Jeflow1 (10:49:44 PM): bevin goes
DJvictoriousT (10:49:55 PM): danielle - no satin on TV

Tessa gets a rose:

blnd44illini (10:50:32 PM): preseason MVP
DJvictoriousT (10:50:35 PM): hooray!
DJvictoriousT (10:50:39 PM): can't wait to get that interview
blnd44illini (10:50:51 PM): i want to know where her sister gets her hair cut

Bevin gets a rose:

Jeflow1 (10:51:07 PM): wow
DJvictoriousT (10:51:07 PM): reeeeealllly
blnd44illini (10:51:07 PM): WHAAAAAAAAA?????????
Jeflow1 (10:51:17 PM): ankle seems fine
blnd44illini (10:51:23 PM): i'm still waiting on an "oh crap, never mind"
blnd44illini (10:51:31 PM): CHRIS purple shirting it again
blnd44illini (10:51:33 PM): i like

Danielle gets a rose... Amber is sent home:

blnd44illini (10:51:55 PM): OH SNAP
DJvictoriousT (10:51:56 PM): amber needs to stop tanning
Jeflow1 (10:52:15 PM): chris loves amber
Jeflow1 (10:52:26 PM): or he will be loving
blnd44illini (10:52:28 PM): he will after 10 mins in the limo
DJvictoriousT (10:52:43 PM): 10 minutes? that's all your giving chris?
blnd44illini (10:53:07 PM): well he has built up stamina after 10 seasons of this show
blnd44illini (10:53:27 PM): most amazing day of your life? really? your dog peed on the floor

blnd44illini (10:54:31 PM): dear amber,
Jeflow1 (10:54:37 PM): men lie
blnd44illini (10:54:40 PM): what men tell you in hot tubs is not always true
blnd44illini (10:54:42 PM): love,
blnd44illini (10:54:47 PM): somepeopleknit.blogspot.com
blnd44illini (10:54:50 PM): xoxo

DJvictoriousT (10:54:58 PM): amber - just leave
DJvictoriousT (10:55:38 PM): they should show this to high school girls in health class
blnd44illini (10:56:20 PM): how much funnier would it be if chris just slowly rolled down the limo partition and winked at her
Jeflow1 (10:56:30 PM): the guy that was out there for you is watching...he's no longer interested
blnd44illini (10:56:47 PM): bent over backwards?
blnd44illini (10:56:48 PM): kinky
DJvictoriousT (10:57:13 PM): well amber, you may have lost the bachelor competition, but you may have all the other girls beat in terms of desparation
Jeflow1 (10:57:20 PM): maybe it's you
Jeflow1 (10:57:48 PM): amber - two words
Jeflow1 (10:57:58 PM): flavor flav

Preview of next week's episode:

blnd44illini (10:59:03 PM): no way - could we possibly have the first suite rejection?
DJvictoriousT (10:59:15 PM): tessa rocks